What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 00:26

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Cryptocurrency Platform Gemini Confidentially Files for IPO - PYMNTS.com
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Scientists Uncover Giant Spiders That Once Terrorized Jurassic Earth - The Daily Galaxy
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Best Buy CEO raises red flag about startling customer behavior - TheStreet
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
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Fifth measles case in Georgia confirmed in family member of person with earlier case - 11Alive.com
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
What is a good way to conduct an interview?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do narcissist move on so easily?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
What discoveries in AI research have changed our understanding of intelligence evolution?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Do polyphenols in mushrooms fight cancer or cause side effects?
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
No way