What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

When does a man tell a woman he has feelings for her?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Did the Sumerians, Babylonians and, other Mesopotamians create more, influence more and, were more advanced than Egypt?

Goldfinger

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

I found out I have cancer—I have not told my family. We can’t afford the treatment anyway. Should I just say nothing and let nature take its course?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What happens when you need emergency surgery in countries with universal healthcare vs the US?

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

How do Greeks identify themselves in terms of civilization? Do they feel more connected to Western or Middle Eastern civilization and why?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Ah so!”

What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What kind of book did you write after turning 55?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

If you’re an atheist, what would be your motive in spreading atheism, and why would you care what others believe?

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.